Nirvana

I need an easy friend
I do... with an ear to lend
I do... think you fit this shoe
I do......

Come as you are, as you were
As I want you to be
As a friend, as a friend, as an old enemy
Take...

She eyes me like a pisces when I am weak
I"ve been locked inside your Heart Shaped box for a week
I...

Runny nose and runny yolk
Even if you have a cold still
You can cough on me again
I still havent...

Sell the kids for food
-- weather changes moods
Spring is here again
-- reproductive glands...

Where do bad folks go when they die?
They don"t go to heaven where the angels fly
They go to a...

I"m so happy. Cause today I found my friends.
They"re in my head. I"m so ugly. But that"s ok....

Would you believe me when I tell you
You are the queen of my heart
Please don"t deceive me when I...

NIRVANA
Moist Vagina
She had a moist vagina
I particularly enjoy the...

Congratulations you have won
It"s a years subscription of bad puns.
And it makes your story our...

Polly wants a cracker
I think I should get off her first
I think she wants some water
To put...

And if you say your prayers
You will make God happy
And if you do what"s true
You will make me...

Won"t you believe it it"s just my luck (x4)
No recess! (x3)
Won"t you believe it it"s just my luck...

Made by A. Lagutin(aka Some1) & N. Lagutina
some101@belnet. ru
Goodbye my friend, it"s...

Mom and dad went to a show
They dropped me off at Grandpa Joe"s
I kicked and screamed, said please,...

Load up on guns and bring your friends
It"s fun to lose and to pretend
She"s over bored and self...

Underneath the bridge
The tarp has sprung a leak
And the animals I"ve trapped
Have all become...

Monkey see, monkey do
I don"t know why I"d - rather be dead than cool
I don"t know why - every...