Britches

Beware of a gal in britches
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Never trust no gal in britches
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Beware of a gal in britches
Yo-di-o-di-o
Never trust no gal in britches
No-di-o-di-o
If you had a sense of this here horse
You would have knowed by now of course
Who wears the britches is the boss
That"s a gal, that"s a gal in britches

Don"t mess with a gal in britches
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No feminine gal wears britches
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She"ll beg you to come to the country dance
You ride twenty miles for the big romance
She shows up in her brother"s pants
What"d you expect from a girl in britches

Yo-di-o-di-o-i-ay, It"s none of my misfortune
Yo-di-o-di-o-di-ay, Just thought you"d like to know
Don"t marry no gal in britches
Yo-di-o-di-o
You"ll never know which is which"s
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She"ll put a halter through your nose
Have you cooking and washing clothes
While she goes chasing them buffaloes
Bet your boots, that"s a gal in britches.