Holy Horseshit, Batman

She reached her hand out with a pamflet and I politely said "No, Mam"
I mean no disrespect and I...
She reached her hand out with a pamflet and I politely said "No, Mam"
I mean no disrespect and I apologise if this fucks up your program
You tell me I"m gonna burn for lying but the heat can turn water to wine
Well if there"s a hell below then we"re all gonna" be just fine.

So there I stood six feet in sin, a walking contradiction
but in my wrath a posing question is "or am I another lost soul walking? "
Then she gave me a look so unchristian and told she"d pray for my children
I said "If you"re so holy you"ll probably out-live me but if I bought a Jesus piece do you
think he"d forgive me? "

Maybe I would be a fool to think
That somewhere in the sky"s a place for me
What good would it be to pray for me
You won"t save me, don"t pray for me

Now I"ve never been religious
I"m just a big fan of logistics
And if it makes sense then I"m all for it
I even pray if the situation calls for it
Somebody asked me if I believe in miracles
I try to answer without sounding setiricle
I"m 3 years past my expiration and yet i"m still fresher than a newborn
So I guess that"s my explanation but it"s safe to say I"ve never seen a unicorn and I never chase
rainbows
But I hear the devil wears designer clothes
So does God have a favourite brand?
and for that matter, is he even a man?
and will I go to hell for even saying that?
only time will tell i"m just relaying facts.

Maybe I would be a fool to think
That somewhere in the sky"s a place for me
What good would it be to pray for me
You won"t save me, don"t pray for me

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Maybe I would be a fool to think
That somewhere in the sky"s a place for me
What good would it be to pray for me
You won"t save me, don"t pray for me

Maybe I would be a fool to think
That somewhere in the sky"s a place for me
What good would it be to pray for me
You won"t save me, don"t pray for me